Mr. Cool Ice. A name that strikes such fear and dread in the heart and mind one would rather face a 1000 hungry tigers then this majestic being's anger. Looking into the skeleton upon his torso for too long will cause blindness, and in rare cases, heads to implode. That's right, not explode, implode. World leaders have been said to bow in his presence. And if you're a lady lucky enough to be chosen to ride on the back of his Kawasaki Ninja, you'll swear you're in heaven. Seriously, this guy is amazing. Look at him! Look!
He reminds me of Luke that used to work at the store.
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