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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Top That!


Oh, I think it speaks for itself.

Oh God!

If that tattoo somehow found its way onto my back I would NEVER be caught without a shirt. That thing demands to stay hidden for all time. In fact if I were in a middle of a heart attack I would spend my last few moments scribbling that thing out with a Sharpie to hide it in the event of an autopsy. Actually I'd better write a note during said heart attack that read,"attention Dr. Autopsy. Please, no need to give me one, it was a heart attack. If for some reason you are forced to, pay no attention to the crooked eyed Jesus wearing lettice on his head on my back. It magically showed up one night much like the Virgin Mary does in toast from time to time."

Friday, February 27, 2009

A night to remember...

I swear I laughed until it hurt when I saw this on failblog.org. Both of their expressions kill me!

Star Trek redux


If you have not seen these re-edits of Star Trek TNG you're missing out. Fan of the show or not these are pretty damn funny regardless. See more at http://www.jandrewedits.com/

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Weeeeeeeeeee!!

I think a better sign here might be watch for HUGE polar bears, screw the ice!

Mmmmmm, pie.

I'm going to go and take a wild guess that this did not come out like intended. That or someone had fun rearranging the letters.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Well if they're slow...

It's like shooting fish in a barrel!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Shcool huh?

Looks like someone needs to go back to "shcool".

Monday, February 23, 2009

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Got to admit that's a clever sign. I'd throw the guy a dollar for creativity.

Say no more... wink wink nudge nudge

Clearly this does not mean what it implys on a quick glance. It couldn't, I mean who would need to be told not to... well, hmmm...

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hippo Eats Dwarf

That is some crazy story! Sad, yes, but that headline is still funny upon reading.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Ooops

Forgetting to close your gas cap or cover is one thing, driving off with the gas pump... that's a new kind of stupid.

Drop your pants!

Bet this place is busy.

Bushisms

Hard to believe he was our President for 8 years. 

Friday, February 20, 2009

Deadly Art of...

To say this image is confusing is an understatement. First off, those "shoes" are right out of a Renaissance Festival. Add in the rolled up pants helping to showcase said shoes followed by a Karate Kid pose, kissing his own wrist, and bowl haircut and you have got one bizzarre image. One can only speculate the story behind this image. My best guess, maybe some strange mating dance performance for his lover. No idea, could be pretending to be Robin Hood. What say you?

Spaghetti Cat

Thank you The Soup!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Harry noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could make some sort of  "magic wand" comment here but... well, too late.

skool mad me smarit

Absolutely priceless.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Mr. Cool Ice





Mr. Cool Ice. A name that strikes such fear and dread in the heart and mind one would rather face a 1000 hungry tigers then this majestic being's anger. Looking into the skeleton upon his torso for too long will cause blindness, and in rare cases, heads to implode. That's right, not explode, implode. World leaders have been said to bow in his presence. And if you're a lady lucky enough to be chosen to ride on the back of his Kawasaki Ninja, you'll swear you're in heaven. Seriously, this guy is amazing. Look at him! Look!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The "real" Indiana Jones 4

I've got to hand it to people who take the time to do these re-edits. This one's a classic. I thought Indy 4 was alright, got what I expected from a George Lucas film, but this "trailer" really does point out the corny aspects of Lucas' ideas.  Credit goes to this genius for the trailer - www.cooleycooley.blogspot.com/

How to tell you're too drunk.


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It's a good indication you're a little too plastered when you try to put your pants on like a shirt. 

Recipe for Fun!

These guys either A. never were told as kids the danger playing in water with electricity. B. never paid attention in science class when told of the dangers of water and electricity. C. thought "screw science!"  Really? You're just that lazy you can't be bothered to leave the pool to flip your burger? I have yet to eat a burger so good I was willing to risk electrocution for it just to be cook in my presence. Then again, I may never have had a hamburger cooked in this setting. Maybe the chance of death makes it taste better. Or maybe they're just to drunk.

Footballs

I'm going to pretend he has an itch. 

Dramatic Chipmunk

Yes, I know, Dramatic Chipmunk was overplayed and old news. But that combo of the music with this cut of footage is still pretty classic you have to admit. Once again proving the power of a little software editing and the internet.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Skyscraper!

This is perhaps one of the worst movies ever made, which actually also makes it one of the funniest. As if the acting was not bad enough in the actual cut of the film, I could have never imagined it could get any worse. Was I wrong as this video shows. RIP Anna, we lost a true cinema jem.

Half Life - Full Life Consequences

What started as a poorly written fan fiction was made into an equally hilarious word-for-word CGI adaptation. It's funnier to watch knowing that this is based on someone's actual written story. 

I love Cake Wrecks!





There's a blog here on blogger called Cake Wrecks that is nothing but horribly done professional cakes. You can loose yourself for a long time laughing at these masterpieces. These are a couple of cakes featured on the site for you to enjoy. But go visit cakewrecks.blogspot.com to see a whole lot more!


Friday, February 13, 2009

Myspace Poop



These self taken upshot images annoy me already, but this image is so classic. This picture could not have gone more wrong for this girl.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Willie Wonka

This is actually a picture I took of my buddy at San Diego Con a few years back. Notice the reaction to good old Willie Wonka's offering of a golden ticket... 

NEDM

Something about a floating cat head and this music kills me. The story behind NEDM is not pleasant, but some of the videos that come as a result are damn funny.

Epic Mullet

I first discovered this glorious image on www.douchebagalert.com but have since seen it all over the place. I know what you're thinking though, you're thinking "Atomic Bill, there is no way that is real. No one can possibly harness that much mullet without destroying all time and space in the process." Well believe it! Although I think a wormhole has opened in Idaho.

Pork Chop Sandwiches


There was a whole collection of these re-dubbed GI Joe PSA videos, this was my personal favorite of the bunch.

Epic Fail Tattoo

This caption says it perfectly. 

Star Wars Kid - Special Edition

There were a ton of Star Wars Kids videos back when this thing first hit. This is my personal favorite of the bunch. I have a soft spot for Star Wars Kid. The least Lucas could have done is give the guy a cameo in one of his films for having had his love of Star Wars on such public display.  Got to say though, this is still funny as heck after all these years.

Epic Fail Ninja

A classic from years gone by. I love that he trys to keep showing his "skills" after his epic fail.

I can has blog?

The internet has got so much hilarious content, intentionally and not, that one could loose themselves wandering for hours looking at pictures of epic mullets to video of epic fails. So I figured why not make my own collection of favorites that others can enjoy. It's also a nice little "collection" to revist myself to relive fond memories & laughs from the past. Enjoy. Comment. And hopefully get a good laugh out of some of the funniest items I've come across over the years.