Ball!

Truth in advertising!

No happy ending here. Unless you were only counting on seeing your reflection in your car hood.

Gentlemen, there's a club just for you!

Master scientist

The level of stupidity displayed in that post is epic.

Nice hypothesis Mr. Wizard

This kid's parents should be ashamed of themselves. Of course they're safe from catching aids by their logic as they only have sex with horses.

So it is written, so it shall be done

Smells like team spirit!

Tell her you love her.

I think I'll pass...

I think I could find 31 different flavors before I had to resort to this one.

Hate makes you smart.

Guy must really have had a bad experience with some OJ.

Pump up the jams!

Mixed messages.

What if my name is Sage and I am a robber?

Looking good sport!

I'll take 10!

I don't care how long the flavor lasts! I"ll stick with Big Red... oh, wait...

Talented Mr. Ripley

BJs

That's a keeper!

Oh that is going to turn out lovely! Glad you were able to capture that once in a lifetime moment!

Good to know...

Glad to see they are on top of things.

World of World of Warcraft

Now that's customer service!

And cheese is for french fries only?

Is this really necessary?

I think I'll pass on getting this book.

Watchmen video game!

Tastey?

Sounds like a lovely place.

That looks like a fun family!

No matter how much you think your family may be weird or troublesome, your family likely looks like the Brady Bunch compared to this group.

80's immortalized!

Wow. Just, wow. It's one thing to have a bunch of 80's hair bands on your back, it's another nightmare entirely when they are done so poorly.

Hug Life

Words cannot do it justice.

Thanks for the kind words.

Hmmm, wild guess here but I think spelling is not this person's thing. Quite a different message then intended.

Awesome party?

What is going on here?! Why is that guy dropping his pants? What the Hell is that kid jamming out too?! This picture is just to crazy to not be cool.

Turning lemons into lemonade!

That's a work of pure genius!

Perhaps Match.com then?

In the "real world" I hate men who are pigs. But damn if this isn't funny.

That should do the trick.

Yikes!

Kung Fu Panda!

Great new site launched, Pandaganda (you can find a link to it on the right of this blog). Here's one of two contributions I made. 

Strike!

Nothing says "har de har har" like a good old fashion strike to the balls.

Impressive, most impressive.

Nothing strikes fear and demands respect like the majestic... turkey? 

Hot fun in the summer time!

How does this happen exactly? What were the other choices before them to vote on for naming this park that made them decide, yep... this is the best we have? 

Looks like fun

That hurts just looking at it. Poor guy has scambled eggs in his trunks!

Sleepwalking Dog

Do dogs dream of electric sheep?

What exactly are you selling?

I wonder if people are dissapointed when they enter this place. The sight of copies of The Love Guru for sale might not be what they were hoping for.

Congrats!

Failblog never, well fails, to crack me up. Yes, I know, I am going to Hell for laughing at other's misfortunes. I can't help it. Look at that guy!! Look!

Yes, you are.

First off, if you get a tattoo that CORRECTLY spells "I'm Awesome" to begin with you're an ass. Second, if you get one that spells it wrong and you still think it's cool enough to photograph, you are a dumb ass. Gah!

Benny Lava

Was A-hole already taken?

The owner is either a genius or has an unfortunate last name. 

Money Pit!

That's some serious dedication. 

Top That!

Oh, I think it speaks for itself.

Oh God!

If that tattoo somehow found its way onto my back I would NEVER be caught without a shirt. That thing demands to stay hidden for all time. In fact if I were in a middle of a heart attack I would spend my last few moments scribbling that thing out with a Sharpie to hide it in the event of an autopsy. Actually I'd better write a note during said heart attack that read,"attention Dr. Autopsy. Please, no need to give me one, it was a heart attack. If for some reason you are forced to, pay no attention to the crooked eyed Jesus wearing lettice on his head on my back. It magically showed up one night much like the Virgin Mary does in toast from time to time."

A night to remember...

I swear I laughed until it hurt when I saw this on failblog.org. Both of their expressions kill me!

Star Trek redux

If you have not seen these re-edits of Star Trek TNG you're missing out. Fan of the show or not these are pretty damn funny regardless. See more at http://www.jandrewedits.com/

Weeeeeeeeeee!!

I think a better sign here might be watch for HUGE polar bears, screw the ice!

Mmmmmm, pie.

I'm going to go and take a wild guess that this did not come out like intended. That or someone had fun rearranging the letters.

Well if they're slow...

It's like shooting fish in a barrel!

Shcool huh?

Looks like someone needs to go back to "shcool".

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Got to admit that's a clever sign. I'd throw the guy a dollar for creativity.

Say no more... wink wink nudge nudge

Clearly this does not mean what it implys on a quick glance. It couldn't, I mean who would need to be told not to... well, hmmm...

Hippo Eats Dwarf

That is some crazy story! Sad, yes, but that headline is still funny upon reading.

Ooops

Forgetting to close your gas cap or cover is one thing, driving off with the gas pump... that's a new kind of stupid.

Drop your pants!

Bet this place is busy.