Ball!

Truth in advertising!

No happy ending here. Unless you were only counting on seeing your reflection in your car hood.

Gentlemen, there's a club just for you!

Master scientist

The level of stupidity displayed in that post is epic.

Nice hypothesis Mr. Wizard

This kid's parents should be ashamed of themselves. Of course they're safe from catching aids by their logic as they only have sex with horses.

So it is written, so it shall be done

Smells like team spirit!